Love From the Linden Trees

sparklyfiend:

We all remember when Tony Stark went through his ‘oh fuck, I’m thirty’ crisis, and hired this pretty underaged Slavic-looking kid to mix drinks for his party, right?

That was a mistake.  Kid made a black russian so damn strong that Tony thought he was trying to kill him.  Never saw him after that night, either.

Pity, he’d had a hell of a strong handshake.  Tony’d wondered what else he could grip like that. 

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