Guys, Stiles friend zoned me.
I totes hate him and he doesn’t understand how great we’d be together because I’m perfect for him and I’m nice to him and he just stares at Lydia all damn day and ignores me and I’m really nice and we’re friends.
Just love me, Stiles. Just love me. I deserve your love. I can love you better than they can. Even Derek.
This is what I’m going to do until this party tonight. Don’t judge me.