Posts tagged LMAO
Posts tagged LMAO
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
members of one direction rated in terms of attractiveness
- zayn malik
- i think his name is liam
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time for the sun to go down. I hate winter
This bts picture is from “Dark Hollow”. ;)
They actually take a step closer.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
Gennifer Hutchison: They don’t tape his eye shut under the prosthetic and his eyelashes, which are so long and luscious, happened to bend back and got in his eye and he was in pain, it was about a 12 hour day…
Bryan Cranston: Genny has a crush on a booooy!
RJ Mitte: …ohhhh, you like Aaron Paul?
Gennifer Hutchison: Who doesn’t like Aaron Paul?
Vince Gilligan: …I’d screw him.
RJ Mitte: Wow.
Bryan Cranston: There’s the line…and there’s Vince going over the line!
Betsy Brandt: And I think we all know how Aaron Paul got cast.
- From the audio commentary on 3x08 I See You
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK