Posts tagged LMAO
Posts tagged LMAO
wow, look at this cool pendant my Grandma found on the street a few years ago-
Anon, I’m honestly glad you could find this blog helpful in your journey. There comes a time in every feminist’s life when they have to ask themselves: “If there is going to be a woman there, why shouldn’t she be drawn, posed, and dressed for my sexual gratification?”
But, you’re wrong. I’m sorry to say this, but you don’t get it. I mean, you’re right, I have been blogging for months to ask Phil Noto to draw Natasha like Rupert Grint. But that was only the first of my demands.
You see, I was never really about getting dressing heroines in costumes that made sense for their character and context. That was a charade, and now that phase one of my war is complete, I can finally fight further. I need all the super women to be made un-hot. (It’s probably jealousy, you know how we women are.) I forbid them to have breasts. I demand every male hero be replaced by a black lesbian jew with the face of Tom Felton. I know, of course, that no men will be able to stomach a book starring a cartoon woman he does not find attractive. So I will allow one token dude title and it will be Foggy Nelson: Vampire Hunter. Only then will I rest, knowing that the Marvel Universe is at last wholly mine.
I’m sorry it had to be this way, anon. But we are opposites, you and I.
For those followers of mine who are unaware there’s a Black Widow title coming out on the 8th. And here are but a few screenshots of the preview
Here are some examples of from the preview of Black Widow #2
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO THE MISOGYNISTS THAT A WOMAN DOING THINGS GENERALLY BEING A BADASS WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE WEARING CLOTHES DOES NOT EQUATE HER WITH BEING UGLY.
Edit: Just one more
A girl saw Dylan Sprouse and this happened
when u and a friend ship each other’s notps
this is why i have trust issues
you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
members of one direction rated in terms of attractiveness
- zayn malik
- i think his name is liam
terms to use instead of sex (which is a bad word don’t use it):
- the do
- dingle dangle
- frick frack
- happy happy fun time
it’s 4:20 you know what that means. time for the sun to go down. I hate winter
This bts picture is from “Dark Hollow”. ;)