Posts tagged LOLOL
Posts tagged LOLOL
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
/waiting for Bev to come back and fix this mess
OFFICIAL leaked Xbox One startup noise !!
I FELL ONTO THE FLOOR CRYING
EVERYONE IN THE ROOM JUST SCREAMED
SAME AT MY APARTMENT
You probably don’t understand how much the Disney Tarzan soundtrack means to me.
I wanna know. Can you show me?
Travis got George stoned.
He’s chugging water. His eyes are red. He can hardly talk. And he has the giggles.
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.
IT GOT BETTER.
nice to know that burning someone with a blowtorch as they thrash around makes completely straight and perfect two lines.
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
i’m confused about how i feel towards niall horan, sometimes he’s really cute and i just want to hold his hand and make him flower crowns and pack him lunch and make sure no one ever makes him sad then other times he’s really hot and i just want to blow him until i get lock jaw