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Love From the Linden Trees
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Misfits, why is this zombie storyline back again? Can we just kill Curtis and do something else because I’m bored of him and his shit.
Shut up.
No kidding, he’s literally the only dude I like.
There was a liquor store…and the betas drank it.
Despite Scott’s sad sobriety right here, I seriously believe that werewolves can get drunk. They just need that 151 proof goodness. LOTS of that 151 proof goodness. (The 190 is illegal to sell in California, so no luck there.)
I want a fic where Stiles attempts gets all the betas drunk (for SCIENCE!) and once they’re tipsy he finally starts drinking, too.
But…Stiles in an alpha drunk. He makes sure everyone is where they should be, is in charge of the alcohol, and cuts them off when he decides they’re done and so help them if they don’t listen.
And then Derek crashes the party, one v. mad alpha, and tries to break it up but Stiles doesn’t let him push him around. And Derek finds he likes Stiles with the boldness and the taking charge in a more obvious way.
I don’t give a shit about any of the Sterek crap but drunk!dorkpack would give me so much joy.
(Source: sugarfreepopcorn, via staticontheangelradio)
QUINN IS A SENIOR.
JOE IS A SOPHOMORE.
QUINN IS 17/18.
JOE IS 15/16.
WHAT THE FUCK.
It’s not illegal in IL. There’s a law saying if there’s a three year difference than that’s okay. Specifically to prevent 17 year olds who are dating 16 year olds from going to jail when they turn 18.
Mad Gastronomer:
so, years ago my friends and i discovered this game. this game is called “spoons”. it’s risky as fuck, and i don’t suggest you trying it. to play spoons, pack all your friends in a van/car, and someone stick by the window/door or what have you. when you walk…
I bet you wouldn’t tell your black friends about this because you know, deep down, that what you did was cruel and something to be ashamed of.
I’m willing to bet that the people who came up with this HILARIOUS “game” have told their black friend about it because ZOMG not racist. Also “edgy”
Why did I go read the original post? Why the FUCK did I go read the original post? This racist-ass “spoons” shit? Happened to me in college, in addition to cars jumping up on the sidewalk to stop me while I was walking at night to throw shit at me. I’m grinding my molars and my vision’s going all fucked because it hadn’t even fucking occurred to me that more than the assholes I went to college with were doing this to other black people. I got hit with/or managed to dodge cups, spoons, rocks, glass bottles, and spit. And racist fuckers out there think this shit is an edgy game?
I need to get the fuck off the internet. Now. Go play with a hedgehog or watch something happy or some shit. Just. Fuck.
Yeah motherfucker, you ARE racist.
(via karnythia)
Does anyone even stop and consider that things that happen to be written by women just might not make as much money? I mean, from my experience, most things I’ve ever read by women had a different feel to it. The women characters were all specifically stressed to be EMPOWERED INDEPENDENT WOMEN, which is fine, except for the fact that that was the only thing that was important about them. Women tend to write men differently too. Guys become all dark and mysterious and get a soft spot for this one chick, or they’re really just sad on the inside, and not just fucked up crazies like the characters sometimes have to be.
I’m sure no one went out of their way to exclude women from anything here. Women simply demand that they get special treatment a majority of the time because they think they’re just as good as everyone else when they’re not. It’s not because you’re a woman, it’s because you’re not up to par. It’s not because you’re black, it’s because you’re not up to par. It’s not because you’re gay, it is because you are not-up-to-par.
an actual thing written by a douche on the internet (via webslinging)
(via siddals)
So I made a post on an LJ site for pit hair about how I’m thinking of trimming because I seriously want to get laid and I have someone who might be interested in such things.
First comment? About how the poster has too much self respect to fuck someone who won’t accept them, pit hair and all.
Congrats to you I guess. I CLEARLY DON’T.
