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Whenever I hear parents threatening their children with a trip to the doctor’s office for a shot as punishment, I want to punch them in the fucking face.

sourcedumal:

Have you ever tried to give a hysterical 4 year old, who has it in their mind that you are some evil person there solely to inflict pain on them, an immunization?

No?

Well when y’all say that shit to them, THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE TELLING THEM.

That shit is not cute.

That shit makes the jobs of nurses SO MUCH FUCKING HARDER because they are kicking and screaming and flailing and sometimes even BITING to keep away from me when I’m trying to do as little harm as possible.

Fuck parents who say that shit.

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fuckyeahmelancholy:

I haven’t watched Game of Thrones, so I take it the white-haired chick is picking up babes with her pet dragon. “Yeah, he’s my dragon. Won’t touch anyone but me. You know how unicorns only touch virgins? Well, dragons only touch women who know what they’re doing.”

fuckyeahmelancholy:

I haven’t watched Game of Thrones, so I take it the white-haired chick is picking up babes with her pet dragon. “Yeah, he’s my dragon. Won’t touch anyone but me. You know how unicorns only touch virgins? Well, dragons only touch women who know what they’re doing.

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alphaunni:

Interviewer: If you were running for president, what would be your campaign song?                                                                                                         Tyler Posey: I would sing this:                                                                           (x)

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asakti:

cypresssunn:

now i like tvtropes

but there must be some kind of fuckery going on there

one of stiles tropes is “team mom”?

really?

really?

Eh, it is like the spam the Sterek shippers did to Wikipedia’s Teen Wolf page. But really, I’d love to see a list of “motherly” qualities that Stiles has vs other characters. Or a list of un”motherly” qualities as a reply to people calling him Team Mom.

I’m pretty sure under un-motherly qualities there’s the fact that he repeatedly told Scott the pack babies were not his problem. 

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jhenne-bean:

clitxvx:

“Mother sets fire to her daughter’s gloating rapist”

mynamesjustanoose:

unobject:

“A Spanish mother has taken revenge on the man who raped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint by dousing him in petrol and setting him alight. He died of his injuries in hospital on Friday.

“…he passed his victim’s mother in the street and allegedly taunted her about the attack. He is said to have called out “How’s your daughter?”, before heading into a crowded bar.

Shortly after, the woman walked into the bar, poured a bottle of petrol over Soriano and lit a match. She watched as the flames engulfed him, before walking out.

The woman fled to Alicante, where she was arrested the same evening. When she appeared in court the next day in the town of Orihuela, she was cheered and clapped by a crowd, who shouted “Bravo!” and “Well done!”“

I dunno man, I’m not a doctor but from what I understand if it’s a legitimate fire the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

omfg @ everything

Well done, indeed. Shit. 

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