Posts tagged lgbt
Posts tagged lgbt
you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.
There are lesbian women who claime ‘femme’ is a word exclusive to lesbians, and non-lesbians using it are co-opting their culture.
Whilst there was a lesbian woman in the late 1700s (Ann Lister) who used the word femme, and this is the first recorded use of the term in a queer-specific context, they fail to mention that she was describing her lovers with this word rather than herself, and that the word did not at all have the meaning it does today.
In particular, I’d like to mention this fact about one of her lovers:
[Marianna] Lawton and Lister were lovers for several years, including a period during which Lawton was married and had her husband’s permission. (x)
A woman friend told Anne that Marianna is ‘“plus femme que moi” [more womanly than me]. (x)
Marianna was not a lesbian. She was bisexual. In this way, femme can not be lesbian-exclusive, as the woman so often credited with originating the word used it to refer to people who were not lesbian.
Stop using this as an excuse to be biphobic, exclusionary, and a historical revisionist.
yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies
imagine a mermaid being fascinated by a cute punk girl’s neon spiked up hair because she’s only even seen hair underwater before and is amazed by the strange things humans can do to hair
you know what we need? we need queer romcoms. we don’t need any more sad lifetime movies about queers who end up dead or heartbroken. we don’t need any more real life stories. we need queer romcoms.
- ladies falling in love after they stumble against each other on the subway.
- guys who work for opposite companies and bicker at the meetings until one of them kisses the other.
- a trans lady bartender who always ends up having deep philosophical chats with a drunk girl who gets dumped every week by a different person.
- an asexual journalist falling in love with the football player xir interview every week after the matches, and cute make outs and a lot of awkwardness around the ace thing with the fight and the ridiculous gesture of love and the make up.
- happy fluffy endings after a lot of dumb cute shit happening.
- queer rom coms !!!
ok but lesbian mermaids
you have a compelling argument we could learn a thing or two from this
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING
UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS
YOU HAD ME AT LESBIAN GRANDMAS
Our Wedding Day
when night is falling (1995), show me love (1998), better than chocolate (1999), the secret diaries of miss anne lister (2010), fire (1996), bound (1996), bye bye blondie (2011), d.e.b.s. (2004), room in rome (2010), gray matters (2006), puccini for beginners (2006), the incredibly true adventure of two girls in love (1995), the four faced liar (2010), desert hearts (1985), spider lilies (2007)
concussion (2013), imagine me & you (2005), nina’s heavenly delights (2006), yes or no (2012), itty bitty titty committee (2007), but i’m a cheerleader (1999), saving face (2004), elena undone (2010), if these walls could talk 2 (2000), love my life (2006), tipping the velvet (2002), girl play (2004), fingersmith (2005), kiss me (2011), i can’t think straight (2008)
Is that the weather report?
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.
seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect
On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.
:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…
I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?
I don’t know how to make the Yuletide gay in these conditions. :(
I’m real tired of seeing skinny white kids painted as THE AVERAGE QUEER. Like please show me a curvy Indian agender kid from Brooklyn, a hispanic lesbian and her black girlfriend. A trans demisexual dude from Korea. GIVE ME SOMETHING OTHER THAN LANKY PALE PEOPLE WITH COLORFUL HAIR PLEASE GOD.
I will never stop linking to this article: Black People Make Up Largest Share of LGBT Community
Let’s stop pretending otherwise, OK Media?
(Source: , via sourcedumal)
the other day this guy was hitting on me and he complimented the curliness of my hair so i was like “thanks you know when i was younger it used to be really straight but then i hit puberty and it changed completely haha” then i paused a few seconds and continued “you know it’s not the only thing that stopped being straight once i hit puberty” but i guess he didn’t get the message because he kept hitting on me smh
We thought we should brighten their day