Posts tagged yep
Posts tagged yep
every time i see “funny” posts i’m always like
"that poor minimum wage retail worker that had to put up with your shit"
"that poor minimum wage janitor that had to put up with your shit"
"that poor minimum wage fast food worker that had to put up with your shit"
do you ever just want to grab that one actor, shove her/him down on a bed, and, straddling him/her, lean down and whisper, very respectfully, “tell me about your characterization process, you’re just so ridiculously talented - like, are you more of a method person or do you prefer just really intense script work, because i am right there with you, honestly.”
i may be a piece of shit but at least ive never sent someone anon hate
what if during the premier week of this is us the boys come into random theaters and surprise people like you’d just be sitting there and the guy next to you would be like “hey do you have the time” and you’d look over and you’d be sitting next to harry styles in 3d glasses like what would you do
#id give him a handy in the theater thats what i would do
serial killing is not a morally grey area
if u think hannibal lecter is somehow less reprehensible than any of the people on that show who don’t serial kill
u are wrong
Why it’s perfectly acceptable to read all day, to garden all day, to be at the pool all day, to work all day, to shop all day, to be out with friends all day, but the minute you decide to sit at a computer or console and game all day, suddenly you’re wasting your life?
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
Thank fucking you.
it either takes me 2 days to watch one 50 minute episode of something or 2 days to watch 6 seasons of something
there’s no in between
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
do u hear the ppl sing
singing the song of ppl who want seth mcfarlane to never work again
apologies to the Les Mis cast(s) on behalf of the invasive and entirely disrespectful aspects of this fandom
Stop Catcalling Me (via anorecsia)
Men: please, please read this.
Don’t forget that every single person you meet as a woman has an opinion about your body and how it should look. You can meet 2 people inside of 1 minute who have EXACT OPPOSITE opinions about this. And yet somehow, you must please both of those people equally, perfectly and simultaneously, without showing any effort while reacting to their criticism or praise exactly as they want you to react.
Welcome to being a woman, the ultimate no-win scenario.